Topic: KING SAAB

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Lmao!!

Posted 01 May 2008

Topic: Wat do

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Lol, I've taught you well, eh?

Posted 01 May 2008

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**sensational** said:

welcome...jeee
one more to go after this one.....get cracking missssyyy jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee sumthing nyc and shiny and sparkly...u knw butterflyies love hearts flowers....with my name sensational and all the rest


u knw it!



Lol, I'll have to get some help with the rest hunni.
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Lol, in the facts section?
Chalo ji, your request yeh bhi hum poura kare gheh.


Posted 01 May 2008

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You beat him up aswell?
Posted 01 May 2008

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Lol, you're welcome, just hurry up now will you!!
You still have to catch up, lol!






Posted 01 May 2008

Topic: Wat do

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**sensational** said:

MISS SCORPIO said:

**sensational** said:

MISS SCORPIO said:

**sensational** said:

MISS SCORPIO said:

**sensational** said:

MISS SCORPIO said:

**sensational** said:

oi naughty...
kabi meri bi baat sun liya karo



Lol, arrey baba, mae toh sunti hoon.

P.S. Where the hell's my damn invite to your imaginary wedding to BadShaH1?

lol man u should knw i do dont invites those hu wanna cum can JUST come lol


Lol, self invites eh?
I'll bring all the nutter then!!

yeh apne jaise loag hena?


Lol, yup yup yup!!


nothing rong there then


Lol, you'll regret saying that later!
#


me dont tink so...


Lol, oh I hope so!!
Posted 01 May 2008

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**sensational** said:

MISS SCORPIO said:

**sensational** said:

MISS SCORPIO said:

**sensational** said:

haan yaar...u meant to be my best man!!!
u was spsd to get everything sorted out yaar



Hein?
I was getting you there but you had to get out of the damn car & start beating up those aunties who tried to start on your choice of shoes!!

lol man mein phir kya karti..them aunties man...


Lol, tis OK.
Did you see the lookj on the Maulana's face when you were beating them all up?

Classic!

i knw man


His one eye was bigger than the other!!
Lol.
Posted 01 May 2008

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Shukariyah ji.
Posted 01 May 2008

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**sensational** said:

MISS SCORPIO said:

**sensational** said:

MISS SCORPIO said:

**sensational** said:

MISS SCORPIO said:

**sensational** said:

oi naughty...
kabi meri bi baat sun liya karo



Lol, arrey baba, mae toh sunti hoon.

P.S. Where the hell's my damn invite to your imaginary wedding to BadShaH1?

lol man u should knw i do dont invites those hu wanna cum can JUST come lol


Lol, self invites eh?
I'll bring all the nutter then!!

yeh apne jaise loag hena?


Lol, yup yup yup!!


nothing rong there then


Lol, you'll regret saying that later!
Posted 01 May 2008

Topic: Wat do

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**sensational** said:

MISS SCORPIO said:

**sensational** said:

haan yaar...u meant to be my best man!!!
u was spsd to get everything sorted out yaar



Hein?
I was getting you there but you had to get out of the damn car & start beating up those aunties who tried to start on your choice of shoes!!

lol man mein phir kya karti..them aunties man...


Lol, tis OK.
Did you see the lookj on the Maulana's face when you were beating them all up?

Classic!
Posted 01 May 2008

Topic: KING SAAB

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Wah?
Das naa!!
Posted 01 May 2008

Topic: Wat do

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**sensational** said:

MISS SCORPIO said:

**sensational** said:

MISS SCORPIO said:

**sensational** said:

oi naughty...
kabi meri bi baat sun liya karo



Lol, arrey baba, mae toh sunti hoon.

P.S. Where the hell's my damn invite to your imaginary wedding to BadShaH1?

lol man u should knw i do dont invites those hu wanna cum can JUST come lol


Lol, self invites eh?
I'll bring all the nutter then!!

yeh apne jaise loag hena?


Lol, yup yup yup!!
Posted 01 May 2008

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**sensational** said:

haan yaar...u meant to be my best man!!!
u was spsd to get everything sorted out yaar



Hein?
I was getting you there but you had to get out of the damn car & start beating up those aunties who tried to start on your choice of shoes!!
Posted 01 May 2008

Topic: Wat do

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**sensational** said:

MISS SCORPIO said:

BadShaH1 said:

teri bin jia na jaye ab or raha na jaye.



Haye Allah!!
Fikar not, she's on the way!


haan yaar...and u was meant to get me there on time
naughty missy


I tried damnit, I tried!!
Posted 01 May 2008

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**sensational** said:

MISS SCORPIO said:

**sensational** said:

am here...ur car broke down...



Toh phir rikshah mae ajao naa!!



scuse me missy jeee
mera baadsha limo mein ayega mujhe leyne


I have to book the limo now?

Do'h!
Posted 01 May 2008

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**sensational** said:

MISS SCORPIO said:

**sensational** said:

oi naughty...
kabi meri bi baat sun liya karo



Lol, arrey baba, mae toh sunti hoon.

P.S. Where the hell's my damn invite to your imaginary wedding to BadShaH1?

lol man u should knw i do dont invites those hu wanna cum can JUST come lol


Lol, self invites eh?
I'll bring all the nutter then!!
Posted 01 May 2008

Topic: Wat do

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**sensational** said:

MISS SCORPIO said:

BadShaH1 said:

o bullocks..
whres mai bride.



She's busy at the Hair Salon, throwing curlers at the hairdressers!!

lol joka girl


I izz not joking yO!!
I saw yewz chucking them curlers in rage!!
Posted 01 May 2008

Topic: Leaving

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Acha baba achaa!!
Joh hukam huzurr!!


Posted 01 May 2008

Topic: MG for you...

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Well it did, so shame on you!!

Posted 01 May 2008

Topic: hi

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LiVe FrOm PuB said:

MISS SCORPIO said:

LiVe FrOm PuB said:

**sensational** said:

LiVe FrOm PuB said:

**sensational** said:

welcome
enjy ur stay
btw am **sensational** i am wat my name says

also missy's good good very good mate



Pleased to meet u ……myriad thanx for gracing the occasion!

I can feel the charisma of ur nick n persona !

Ur being very very good mate of missy is good news coz she’ll soon need u to lend her a helping hand…. considering her age factor…..!lol

The symbolic representation of alphabets in ur nick for once sets in a chill across the spine, fine enough to demonstrate the sensational part …

As far as ur sigi is concerned…well thanx again to the FM for playing……

Hum Ne Dil Ko Kar Diya Hae Un Haseen Aankhon K Naam
Jin Haseen Aankhon Se Hum Daad E Mohabbat Paa Gaye




oh well wat can i say...hehehe
for me to demonstrate anything...first we'll have to get on really really wel..then demonstrations afterwards... ok

enjoy!


sure!!!

btw...r u sure that like ur good good mate's desire...this has got nothing to do with "a message of love ... with a knife!!" lol   


Lol, you're catching up ... good, this is very good progress on your part, now be a dear & invest in some safety gear!!

Or better yet, a bodygaurd, Lord knows you'll need one!!


SubhanAllah…!

The commendation part speaks about high volumes of psychotic depression facing the learned missy…but it won’t find me a thankless rival even…..jillion thanx ma’am!! lol

Lord ia way too merciful than we (u the dark angel n me the human part ) could gauge.
I come handy with all the safety gears intact rather built in by default ….all I can fetch
Is that fear rulez high on ur mind’s agenda and has made the beautiful n charming missy so perplexed that instead of relieving this fear ….u r worried abt my safety gear!! Oh how cute of u dear !!!

Plz shun the fear aside, I won’t do u any harm!!.. (me feels terribly concerned abt ur health missy. I really really mean it) lol



Lol, is that it?
Ugh, well that was a let down, lol & I thought you had a deeper insight, but you're still clearly lost!
No need to worry about my current mental state of mind lil one, it's dark enough for you to get lost in, try not to get too attached to it, it may scar you forever!!

Lol @ "My worry for your safety"
Now really, that's the funniest thing I've heard in a long time, you're a real comedian.

Janab ji, aapnay aap ki fikaar karo, mae bilkul theek hoon!!
Posted 01 May 2008

Topic: hi

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LiVe FrOm PuB said:

MISS SCORPIO said:

LiVe FrOm PuB said:

MISS SCORPIO said:

LiVe FrOm PuB said:

MISS SCORPIO said:

LiVe FrOm PuB said:

welcome anytime

how may decades ago did u enjoy his live burrial?



It was centuries ago child, long before you were even thought of!


I can believe u r that old …!

What’s puzzling me right now is my inability to understand
Which one is more horrible, a millennium old missy or the
Worst nightmare that i have ever had ? Lol


Lol, janab aap keh din itney bhi buray nahi hai joh aapne inn hi natijoh per ponch chuke hoh.

While you ponder away in the land of your puzzled thoughts,
you may wish to know that the centuries old missy is by far the worst nightmare you'll ever have!
Well done on entering my domain of pain child!!


Humari kia majal k aap ko kuch kahain ji ?

Me smiles meaningfully on the wishful prospects of a diabolic peer !

Perhaps nature wants to keep the balance...the best antidote for a devil's brainchild is a pain chid


Lol, so you're a shrink now?
Another successful diagnosis by captain oblivious, well done again!

<Rolls eyes>


lolzzz
Henry Corbin says…..It is the imagination that individuates…!!!
U didn’t turn up for quite sometime that made me ponder a bit on the lines quoted below,
Hence the melt

Didn’t Rainer Maria Rilke say: "Don’t take my devils away because my angels will leave too"…..hahahahaha…..
Missy u r unthinkingly cruel and compulsively kind always in an effort to project ur devils onto others…this time u simply have picked up the wrong guy!!! Lol


Lol, it was only a day.
Ah bless, me not being here tormented your creative being, so sweet!

Lol @ picked the wrong guy!
Sweetness, only time will tell who's been picked on here.
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Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, & lots of it.

A 6 year old can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year-old man says they can only do it in the movies. A magnifying glass glass can start a fire even on a overcast day.

When you hear the toilet flush & the words "Uh-oh," it's already too late!

The glass in windows (even double pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

When using a ceiling fan as a baseball bat, you have to throw the ball up several times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

A 3-year-old's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant!!
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The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earth worms dizzy, it will however, make cats dizzy.

Plastic toys do not like ovens.

Marbles in gas tanks make lots noise in a moving car.

Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

Super-glue is forever.

"Play-Doh" & "Microwave" should never be used in a sentence.

Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4 year old child's body.
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The King of Hearts is the only king without a mustache.

Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty years of age or older.

You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.

The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for blood plasma.

Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet away from the toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.

Mosquito repellents don't repel, they hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there.

Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal Ads for dating are already married.

Walt Disney was afraid of mice.

Marilyn Monroe had six toes.

American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating 1 olive from each salad serving in first class.

A Boeing 747's wingspan is longer than the Wright brother's first flight.
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If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn white.

If the population of China walked past you in a single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.

China has more English speakers than the United States.

Babies are born without knee caps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age.

Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza everyday!

All polar bears are left-handed.

A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
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Bats always turn left when exiting a cave.

Astronauts have to have little fans in their capsules to blow the air around while they sleep, or else they would suffocate. (No gravity means no convection - i.e. the warm air they breathe out doesn't rise out of the way to let colder, fresher air in & they breathe the same breath until all the oxygen is gone & they suffocate.)

The strongest muscle is the body is the tongue.

The average human eats eight spiders in their lifetime at night during their sleep!

More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes.

Leonardo Da Vinci invented the Scissors.
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An old law in Bellingham Washington, made it illegal for a woman to take more than three steps backwards while dancing!

The glue on israeli postage is certified kosher.

The Guinness Book of World Records holds the record for being the book most often stolen from Public Libraries.

Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before they go into space because passing wind in a spacesuit damages them.
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Roses may be red, but Violets are indeed Violet.

By raising your legs slowly & laying on your back, you cannot sink into quicksand.

Celery has negative calories. It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than celery has in it to begin with.

Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin look-a-like contest.

Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.

Sherlok Holmes NEVER said "Elementary, my dear Watson."
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